Ask Toto A Question #21

Dear Toto,

Who will win the Superbowl this year?

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@tracyeliott

Hi Tracy!

So Uncle Henry and the farmhands are all excited about the Superbowl, and I try to keep up, but within ten minutes, it becomes a whirlwind of colors and grass and yelling and Doritos commercials and it hurts my head!

So I make it really easy on myself. I root for the ball.

Any time a player fumbles, that’s one for the ball. Any time the ball bounces out of a players’ hands, one for the ball. Any time a field goal goes wide right or, um, wide left, as perhaps it did VERY RECENTLY, that’s another one for the ball.

The ball is awesome! It’s the most coveted thing on the field! So root for the ball, and you’re guaranteed to have a great time!

But I know you’re not forgetting the OTHER BOWL game that day. Perhaps, the BETTER BOWL.

THE PUPPY BOWL!

YAY YAY THE PUPPY BOWL!!! That’s SO much easier to follow.

I kinda think Deliliah, the 13 week terrier’s a little cutie, but my money’s on Baskin.

He looks like he can run REALLY FAST! He wants to play Frisbee every day! ME TOOOOOOO!

Thanks for the question!

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