So let’s talk about The Groomers Wanting To Put Things In Your Fur Phenomenon.
First of all… why?

What is WITH this phenomenon? Seriously, you’re gonna have to help me because I’m a dog
and I don’t understand it.
I have been doing a lot of heavy thinking about the subject,
and I think I’ve got it narrowed down to a few options:
#1 – The event of washing and drying a dog at the groomers
is so traumatic, they think dressing us up will make us forget the previous
horror.
#2 – They think we look cute in them.
#3 – They think we look stupid in them and they’re secretly
laughing as our owners take us out the door.
#4 – They’re bored.
#5 – They’re bored and the accessories are right there, and
better on a dog than a human?
#6 – The kerchief keeps us cool. (it doesn't)
#7 – The kerchief makes us LOOK cool. (not really)
#8 – The kerchief is a secret code for an underground turf
war known only to rival groomers across the city, i.e. THIS DOG IS MINE! YOU CAN’T HAVE ‘EM! MINE MINE MINE!

I mean, really.
We kinda hate it. We kinda
hate it a lot. It doesn’t matter
how cute you think we look, cutting those things out of here is an absolute
witch of a situation.
So next time you take your little wagalong to the groomer’s
simply opt out of the Accessories After The Bath option. Your dog will thank you for it. Trust me.